Monday, 2 March 2009

LOVE SMS 5

Love is
the freedom to pursue your own desires
while sharing your experiences with the other person
the growth of one individual alongside of
and together with the growth of another individual
Love is the source of success


LOVE SMS 4

Love is
the excitement of planning things together
the excitement of doing things together
Love is the source of the future


LOVE SMS 3

Love is
giving and taking in a daily situation
being patient with each other's needs and desires
Love is the source of sharing


LOVE SMS 2

Love is
knowing that the other person
will always be with you regardless of what happens
missing the other person when they are away
but remaining near in heart at all times
Love is the source of security

LOVE SMS 1

Meri Chahtain Tumse Alag Kab Hain
Dil Ki Batain Tumse Chupi Kab Hain
Tum Sath Raho,
Dil Main Dharkan Ki Jaga
Phir Zindagi Ko Sanson Ki
Zaroorat Kab Hai


FUNNY JOKE 5

JAZZ

Woh Call Nahi
Kerta To Kya
Hua!
Main to
BATGHAIRAT Hoon!

Jaldi Kyoun,
ABBA
ki Waat Lag Jayegi Tub Rakh Doongi,

Alag Alag Lerkon Ko Chernay k Leye Bar Bar Sim
Kyoun Badloon?

JAZZ....!
Aur Phansao...!


FUNNY JOKE 4

teacher: koi aasa janwar batao jis ke mou mai dant
na hon.
student: jaldi say
Teacher mere dada abu.


FUNNY JOKE 3

patient: doctor mujhe chori ki bohat aadat hai.
mujhe koi aasi medicines do jis say mai chori na
karom.

doctor: yah medicines her roz khane ke baad sone
say phela ek week tak lo.agar theak na hoe tou
mere lay ek colour tv lay kar aana.

FUNNY JOKE 2

Pathan: mai tmry liya sub kuch chor dunga
Girl: Ammi abu
Pathan: yes
Girl: frndz
Pathan: yes
Grl: Naswar?
Pathan: BAJI CHALTI PHIRTI NAZAR AAO.

FUNNY JOKE 1

AJ WO AZEEM DIN HAI JAB AJ SE 5000 SAL PEHLY AIK
AISI MEDCINE EJAD HUI THI JIS KI WAJA SE AAJ PURI
DUNYA K PATHAN ZINDA HAIN

H@PPY N@SW@R D@Y!

SARDAR JOKES / SARDAR SMS

4 dost
1 american
1 japani
1 arbi
or ek SARDAR

Sawal huwa k:

Dunya mai kya chez sab se taizi say kam kerti hai?

American:LIGHT,

Japani:SOCH,

Arbi:ANKH KA JHAPAKNA

Sardar:LOSE MOTION,

bcoz kal raat mai bed per laita he tha
is say pehlay k mai ankh jhapakta,
light jalata,
kuch sochta
mera LOOSEMOTION nikal gaya
hahahahahahah

SARDAR JOKES / SARDAR SMS

1 TRUCK dusre truck ko rassi
se bandh ker leja
raha tha
yay daykh ker 1 sardar hans
ker lotpot ho gaya


or kehnay laga

ek rasi ko laijanay k liyay
2 2 truck

SARDAR JOKES / SARDAR SMS

ek pathan car theek karane
gaya to aadmi nay
poocha kay
konse baterry exide ki to dosra
aadmi
bola ein bar bar nahin aaon
ga donon side ki
lagade. hahahhahh



SARDAR JOKES / SARDAR SMS

Sardar g ka beta school jaate
hue bohat rota thaa.


Sardar said : oe putar shaer de
bachay ronde nai
aa!!!

Son said : per aba g shaer de bache
school v
te nai jaande!!

SARDAR JOKES / SARDAR SMS


SARDAR:{phone per } mubark ho amaan
hum dow say teen ho gay.

AMAAN:{khush hotay howay}kia huwa
larki k larka.

SARDAR:amaan meri biwi nay dusri
shadi kar li